Rating: 1 out of 5 Posted on: April 27, 2008

NEVER!: THIS SCHOOL SUCKED! ME AND PHIL WENT THERE AND WE WERE ATTACKED BY GUN TOTING CRIMINALS ON A DAILY BASIS! BASIC SURVIVAL WAS NEVER ASSURED! SADDAM HUESIEEN MADE CJ CRY UNDER HIS DESK TWICE! WE WERE ASSAULTED BY SPANIARDS WHO THREW WAER BALOONS AND VASES AT OUR CLASROOM WINDOWS, AND MR. BILL ATTACKED WITHOUT WARNING! ALSO! OUR BOYSCOUT LEADER MR. FERRIS WAS A CHILD MOLESTER WHO WRESTLED US AGAINST OUR WILL! HE TOLD POOR PHIL HERE TO PICK THE BACK HAIRS OFF HIS BACK! OUR PRINCIPAL DRESSED UP AS A CLOWN AND BIT PHILS GRANDMOTHER! THERE WAS A MASSIVE SHORTAGE OF HAMBURGER MEAT. MRS. DUNCAN TOLD US HORROR STORIES EVERY DAY ABOUT FEET BINDINGS AND PRISON RIOTS! CHRIS NEVER BLOOD TRANSFUSION! OUR PLAY GROUND HAD BARBEDWIRE FENCES TO KEEP OUT BLOODTHIRSTY CRIMINALS! OUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER GRABBED US BY OUR NECK! I\'LL NEVER FORGOT THOSE WORDS \"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE SLIDE!\" WE HAD TO WALK THROUGH CRIME INFESTED STREETS JUST TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND! OUR SECOND GRADE TEACHER LIT THE OUR GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE TO COLLECT THE INSURANCE! THE GAMES ON OUR COMPUTERS CONSISTED OF NATZI KILLING AND VIOLENT BLOODSHED! THIS WAS A GOD FORSAKEN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE YOUTHS OF AMERICA!!!!!! NEVER!